my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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