I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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