I wish I could punch you in the face.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
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I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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