bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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