Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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