she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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