I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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