we have pet lesbian snakes
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
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