Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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