is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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