I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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