take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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