I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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