i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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