i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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