Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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