What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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