Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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