you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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