I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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