So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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