dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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