how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i out mim tonsoeep
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