Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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