No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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