If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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