I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
operation harelip BJ is a go
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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