Will you blow on my dice?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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