arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
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So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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