STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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