his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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