white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Are we still banned from the library?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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