just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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