And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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