the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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