Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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