i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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