is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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