Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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