I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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