How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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