Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
too bad you live with your parents still
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
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I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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