just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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