He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
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yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It's blow job season.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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