There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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