If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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