my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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