Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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