I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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