Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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